Boomhauer

Jeff Boomhauer is a neighbor of Hank Hill from the television cartoon sitcom King of the Hill. Boomhauer is known for liking fast cars and loose women. He has been a friend of Hank, Dale Gribble, and Bill Dauterive since childhood. He tends to mumble his speech very rapidly with a voice which can be difficult to comprehend to non-Texans. He sings very well, though-- possibly a reference to country western singer Mel Tillis , who has had a life-long stuttering problem, yet sings unimpaired. Boomhauer's voice is provided by King of the Hill creator Mike Judge. Supposedly his mushmouthed drawl was inspired by a message once left on Judge's answering machine.

Quotes

Yeah man, I tell ya what, man. That dang ol' Internet, man. You just go on there and point and click. Talk about W-W-dot-W-com. An' lotsa nekkid chicks on there, man. Click. Click. Click. Click. Click. It's real easy, man.

Life's like a dang ol' rubik's cube man, you move all the colors around and when you get one side, you messed up the other side man.